distractedbyshinyobjects:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.
Ladies, this is an escape tool.

distractedbyshinyobjects:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.

Ladies, this is an escape tool.

roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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thewordsmithy:

mudamuda:

do you ever realize that fictional characters are just successful people’s ocs….

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I think about this constantly.

sixpenceee:

This was posted by thedeathmerchant as evidence that I “steal posts”

Now I really don’t see the problem here. Me and dichotomized have talked it over privately, and we both realize that sometimes things will overlap between bloggers who post the same theme at times, but that’s nothing to get infuriated about. 

We talked it over like mature adults. 

Both posts were posted at different times. It’s impossible for one person to continuously check all over tumblr to see if a topic has been posted or not.

No one really owns a concept or event you know? 

I really don’t want any of my followers to send hate to anyone, regarding this issue. But I do want people to recognize that it isn’t something to hold grudges over. 

Peace out

-sixpenceee

29-palms:

happy-healthy-new:

cutebabe:

celesgami:

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

this is the most fucking terrifyingly accurate personality test ive ever taken in my entire life like??? what. the fuck

Holy shit guys do this, it’s scary accurate

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THIS THING KNOWS ME

araceil:

lennydotdotdot:

I did not know that I needed to see this.

Tigershark

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

sarcastic-clapping:

there’s nothing you can do about embarrassing early teen phases other than owning up to them and making fun of yourself harder than anyone else will make fun of you pls take this advice from a reformed emo

cutiegeek:

I haven’t seen a Hannibal one yet so I just

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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huffingtonpost:

HERE’S WHAT ‘YELLOW FEVER’ REALLY MEANS

"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."

If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever

For her full rant watch the video here.